I left for London with only two plans:
1. Sleep on the floor of the London Stansted airport the night I arrive.
2. Sleep on the floor of the London Stansted airport the night I leave.
Other than that, I had almost nothing but advice on what to see. Four days later, I returned home to Dublin. In London, I saw castles, parades, plays, tombs, and the Rosetta Stone. I ate fish and chips. I made phone calls from bright, red phonebooths. Above all, I minded the gap.
The details follow:
Day 0.
My friend Andrew Hoyt and I flew out Thursday night on RyanAir. True to RyanAir form, our flight left Dublin 55 minutes after we should have arrived in London. No problem—we got to Stansted at 1:00am and slept there in the airport.
Day 1.
It was a day of learning. The first thing I learned is that the lights of the airport shop we slept in front of turn on at 4:43am. As they turned on, the clerk said to Andrew and I, "Rise and shine! Time to wake up!" We walked somewhere else in the airport and slept there.
At 8:00 when we took a (long) bus into the city proper. Right after arriving, Andrew met up with a friend and I was on my own. I jumped on the Tube, made a couple transfers, and bought a discount ticket to Chicago at Leicester Square. A couple phone calls later, I had a hostel for the evening.
There's no travel feeling quite like having no idea where you are, stepping out of a subway station, and coming face to face with one of the most famous landmarks in the world. Today, it happened to me and Big Ben. After reminding myself, "Yes, I am in London," I proceded to Westminster Abbey, and saw all the associated tombs.
My pre-show dinner was a fabulously greasy (and cheap!) plate of fish and chips. Chicago was a great show. Fun songs, dancing, and all that jazz....
Day 2.
Starting at 8:00 again, I grabbed a (free) hostel breakfast and made for the tube. At the Tower of London, I took a very enjoyable tour with a Beefeater and saw the famed Crown Jewels. There are so many diamonds, emeralds, rubies, and other precious jewels that they look almost fake.
Next, I tubed it to the Palace Theatre, bought a ticket, and slipped into Les Miserables 30 minutes before the afternoon matinee started. I sat in the illustrious £12.50 section, approximately 5 stories from the stage. But, even at that height, the show was absolutely amazing; I'd rank it as the best dramatic musical I've seen. After the show, I selected "Yumi Chinese" for my dinner gastonomical enjoyment. My decision was based primarily on the sign in the store's front window, "All meals: £3.50."
At night, I strolled around Trafalgar Square and saw the city after dark.
Day 3.
My last day in London was a perfect close to the weekend. Starting again at 8:00am, I made my way to Westminster Cathedral for Mass. Unknowingly, I chose to attend the "Family Mass," with a homily given especially for little children. Never before have I seen a priest use a stuffed spider, broom, and bag of coins to explain the Bible.
Thanks to a tip-off from my rector who lived in London for 2 years, I knew this Sunday was Remembrance Day, the holiday when Britain remembers its war dead and those in the armed forces. Standing on the street corner near Westminster, I watched elaborate band after band march down the street. After I had seen enough parade, I toured the nearby Cabinet War Rooms where Winston Churchill and his staff planned Britain's defence in WWII. (The rooms are covered with 10 feet of concrete and steel to withstand a direct bombing.) As I emerged from the museum, I heard applause. In an example of perfect timing, all of Britain's WWII veterans were marching by just as I exited.
Not content to end there, I went to the British National Museum. Until it closed, I looked at mummies, Egyptian statues, Greek artifacts, the Rosetta Stone, and the Reading Room where Karl Marx formulated his ideas for Das Kapital. To close my London sight-seeing, I rode the impressive London Eye, a kind of ferris wheel on steroids. Then, off to the airport!
Day 4.
Andrew and I met up again at the Stansted airport. After a somewhat restful night, we woke up at 5am, checked in, and flew back to Dublin. As we exited the plane back in our new home country, a rainbow appeared behind the plane. I'd like to say it was poetic, but it was actually just light diffraction. Nonetheless, a good ending.